Boom!

Twelve (TWELVE!) years after Spinning Around, Kylie has slipped into another pair of very short shorts for 'Timebomb':

Kylie makes me very, very happy.

Some advice which is NSFW and has NTC*

Are you bad at saying "No"?

Are you this girl?

Well, if people have been making you do shit, you are doing finals, or finishing off a very large essay as I have been, maybe you should listen to this:

 

(this is not in any way safe to listen to in a library.)



 *"No Theological Content". What are you, David Cameron?

Is Lord Sugar actually Mugatu?

It's just a thought. But I was thinking about how Lord Sugar made his money with the Amstrad Spectrum, and suddenly I heard a voice balling, "I invented the Amstrad Spectrum. I INVENTED IT! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!" 

I've never seen The Apprentice but I assume it's a bit like that.