Scene: watching Downton Abbey in my living room, eating turkey sandwiches and drinking wine.
Aunty Roaring: "Nigel Havers is all right, isn't he? He'd do for Edith."
Mummy Roaring: "He's no George."
Cue a LOT of shrieking when the Nespresso ad appears.
Mummy Roaring: "Do you think he'll still come and visit me even though you bought me a Lavazza machine for Christmas and not a Nespresso one?"
There's only one place he'll want to be this Christmas, Mother:
Thank you all, and goodnight.
Sunday 25 December 2011
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