This week has been all about the cougar: turns out that annoying 32-year-old presenter Caroline Flack is dating Harry Styles (17) from One Direction. Jan Moir is, obviously, disgusted. (Harry's mum is apparently quite cross, too.) She'd probably have a heart attack, then, if she saw the below 41-year-old mother of two showing her pants to a boy who looks about 12.
You're welcome.
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Friday, 9 December 2011
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Admittedly, they strip, but it's witty, like a quip...
I was very excited to see so much female empowerment on display at the X Factor Final.
Screw the Daily Mail! Burlesque is totally ironic.
It's confusing though. I can't decide whether to be liberated by wearing no trousers, or by being as self-deprecatingly shy as Rebecca "Don't look at me" Ferguson. The two options seem to be mutually exclusive.
Anyway, congratulations must go to Matt Cardle, who won the competition, and, it seems, a cat.
Or possibly many cats? I can't quite seem to lipread exactly what Harry from One Direction is saying to him here.
Remember Matt, no matter how famous your Christmas no.2 makes you, a pussy is for life, not just the festive season.
Screw the Daily Mail! Burlesque is totally ironic.
It's confusing though. I can't decide whether to be liberated by wearing no trousers, or by being as self-deprecatingly shy as Rebecca "Don't look at me" Ferguson. The two options seem to be mutually exclusive.
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| How to get into the final: don't be as gobby as Cher Lloyd. |
Anyway, congratulations must go to Matt Cardle, who won the competition, and, it seems, a cat.
Or possibly many cats? I can't quite seem to lipread exactly what Harry from One Direction is saying to him here.
Remember Matt, no matter how famous your Christmas no.2 makes you, a pussy is for life, not just the festive season.
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